turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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