I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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