she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
