You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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