just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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