But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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