Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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