So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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