let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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