he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He has the fingertips of a God
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