I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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