no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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