Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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