Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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