the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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