What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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