Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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