Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Enjoy the penises
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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