so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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