:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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