Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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