I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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