Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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