i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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