Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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