Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize