its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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