people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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