i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to have your abortion
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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