i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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