im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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