That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Still dying that you shit outside
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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