redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
These tits shall not be calmed
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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