OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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