It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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