Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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