Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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