If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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