dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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