Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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