I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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