i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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