So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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