I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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