Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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