I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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