i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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