Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
