if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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