it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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