There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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