Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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