The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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