I need help removing her.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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