i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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