Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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